jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

(via nickelbackthatassup)

thatwrongthing:

WAYS BRO-Y BROS EXPRESS AFFECTION: 

  • BRO FIST BUMP
  • BRO NOT-HUG BACK CLAP
  • BRO HAND CLASP, PULL EACH OTHER IN BUT NOT 2 CLOSE
  • If you fall asleep next to Niall, in the middle of the night, he’ll curl up into a ball around you! Seriously, it makes you his toy!
  • BRO CHEST BUMP

(via heytomlinsun)

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

(Source: stability, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

    me: *sleepy all day*

dynastylnoire:

STAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWP

(Source: lohan, via flyingvirgin)

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

(Source: queen-of-love-and-beauty, via han-rawr)